[And Barty with the face everyone wishes to punch but few people know is heading there as well, just in time to meet Jim.
His clothes are still as unassuming as his eyebrows, but the coat has changed to a jacket that is still bulky enough to hide more than enough knives on his person. There's not really anyone around, so he has no problem with approaching Moriarty, nodding toward the stairs.]
Come on up. Although I don't really come here often, so it's nothing special.
the change in coat is noted immediately and met with clear approval, the satisfied quirk of a (somewhat more assuming, perhaps) brow, but he's wasting no time in crossing to the stairs, leisurely pace keeping him close to Barty as he goes.]
Oh, I'm sure it'll be special enough.
[some eyes know to see more than what the decor has to offer. anything of yours will be delicious, dear, he's certain. wandering up the stairs doot doot doesn't mind if he does.]
If you keep your expectations low. I'm not even sure if I have furniture left at this point.
[He moves up the flight of stairs and then down the hall toward the room which number I never bothered looking up or anything and opens the door, glancing through before holding it for Jim like the gentleman he was raised as.
There really is only a bed and nothing else, apart from how one of the floorboards looks suspiciously loose. Huh.]
... either really quite sad or really quite pathetic. which to settle on? both?? Jim casts an eye about, but there really isn't much for it to fall on. that floorboard goes duly noted, of course, being that there are more or less no other defining features Barty what even
but with that done, the vague look of "oh you poor thing" that had crept up onto his face slips away again he's strolling across empty space to perch himself down on the bed. this time when he looks up at Barty, his face is that of a man who's just told a really awful joke and is doing his best not to laugh at it.]
Cosy.
[there's the punchline aw good no we shouldn't laugh should we poor man no wonder you go around dressing in those drab things you haven't even got a wardrobe to call your own]
[The mock-pity makes him smile and he shakes his head, shoulders lifting slightly.]
I don't stay here these days. It's just a home away from home. [He walks into the room himself, suspiciously eyeing the floorboard. Huh indeed.] A largely empty home.
He stole my things and brought them to his place, so I didn't bother carrying them back again.
[now that gets his attention. oh, my... a long look at him, up and down and a quirk of eyebrows that says w e l l and:]
You've got a lot to thank your nose for, you know. [all this attention you get, Barty!! gosh!! it's certainly not your fashion sense I mean it might be the glorious way you tick but the n o s e the nose surely gets some credit
it's as much of a are you going to tell me more of that story? as he'll bother with.
quickly though, with all the attention span of a gnat, his eyes flick back down to that floorboard. he didn't miss that suspicion boyo.]
Probably not an equal exchange, but maybe worth a look.
[It's mostly the face and a bit of the ticking and then more of the ticking leading back to the face. Look, he has a fabulous fashion sense, too, you don't even know, but subtlety keeps his nose from not getting broken all the time.]
I stroke it in appreciation sometimes.
[He might have said more, but instead he just shrugs as Jim changes the subject and crouches down, that Bartemius Crouch, to pull at the floorboard and discover...
...socks. Neatly folded and colour coordinated no less.]
Ah. There they are.
[He gets up again, trying to gather the air of someone who hasn't just found his socks hidden under a floorboard.]
Let's stop looking before we find my underwear.
[Asgard's secrets no one wants to know Nr. 102: Barty Crouch jr goes commando.]
[oh, but Jim is already well past the point of erasing that knowledge from his repertoire and absolutely not about to let go of anything that's just happened look at him look at how he's literally chinhandsing, chin on palm on elevated forearm on elbow on knee, leaning forward with the most amused smile on his face, grinning up at Barty from his chin's makeshift pedestal. if this is the sort of thing he'll be privy to during these little meetings he's going to have to make an effort to visit more often!
[Barty looks down at Jim for a few moments, literally, not figuratively, because when just about stripping down to less than his underwear - not quite literally, but close enough - there is really not much to feel superior about. But finally he just smiles, something he does rarely enough, and shakes his head.]
No, no. He's just underwhelmed by his enemies, so he does ...things when he gets bored. You shouldn't read into it. I don't.
[He decides to just leave the floorboard the way it is, because knowing the Master he'd be able to tell anyway, and walks over to the bed, sitting down next to Jim.]
Me? There's a question. Back on planet Earth [that was so quaint aw he affords himself a laughing little stretch of lips, I can say that and mean it, I can say that and not be joking, novel, cute - ] I'd work. Here?
[a pause to shrug, languid and flamboyant, and gesture vaguely around the otherwise empty room.] Here I am.
[Jim's boredom is a fickle thing. before his stunt back on the rooftop an entire universe away, it had sat like a thin film over everything he did. when he didn't do, or did without difficulty, the lack of stimulation would create a vacuum into which that sticky film would creep, a PVC suit for the inside of his mind, filling in crevices and restricting, choking.
here, it's been different. here is fresh and new and that's been enough, to begin with. starting from scratch has been a marvel. but it's been months now, months, and freedom begins to cloy and clog and paint film afresh— it'll dry eventually, he imagines, and when it does he's back to the grind.
so here he is.]
Shall we talk child abuse?
[ might as well give our game a name, and since that's what it comes down to...!! ]
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Where do you want to meet?
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Now now, I picked last time. Your call.
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Loki Welcome Hall. I'll meet you.
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I'll be by ASAP.
[aaaaand he's not lying, guess who's heading over immediately.]
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His clothes are still as unassuming as his eyebrows, but the coat has changed to a jacket that is still bulky enough to hide more than enough knives on his person. There's not really anyone around, so he has no problem with approaching Moriarty, nodding toward the stairs.]
Come on up. Although I don't really come here often, so it's nothing special.
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the change in coat is noted immediately and met with clear approval, the satisfied quirk of a (somewhat more assuming, perhaps) brow, but he's wasting no time in crossing to the stairs, leisurely pace keeping him close to Barty as he goes.]
Oh, I'm sure it'll be special enough.
[some eyes know to see more than what the decor has to offer. anything of yours will be delicious, dear, he's certain. wandering up the stairs doot doot doesn't mind if he does.]
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If you keep your expectations low. I'm not even sure if I have furniture left at this point.
[He moves up the flight of stairs and then down the hall toward the room which number I never bothered looking up or anything and opens the door, glancing through before holding it for Jim like the gentleman he was raised as.
There really is only a bed and nothing else, apart from how one of the floorboards looks suspiciously loose. Huh.]
...someone stole my belongings from here.
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... either really quite sad or really quite pathetic. which to settle on? both?? Jim casts an eye about, but there really isn't much for it to fall on. that floorboard goes duly noted, of course, being that there are more or less no other defining features Barty what even
but with that done, the vague look of "oh you poor thing" that had crept up onto his face slips away again he's strolling across empty space to perch himself down on the bed. this time when he looks up at Barty, his face is that of a man who's just told a really awful joke and is doing his best not to laugh at it.]
Cosy.
[there's the punchline aw good no we shouldn't laugh should we poor man no wonder you go around dressing in those drab things you haven't even got a wardrobe to call your own]
Careless of them. [of them] Anything important?
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[The mock-pity makes him smile and he shakes his head, shoulders lifting slightly.]
I don't stay here these days. It's just a home away from home. [He walks into the room himself, suspiciously eyeing the floorboard. Huh indeed.] A largely empty home.
He stole my things and brought them to his place, so I didn't bother carrying them back again.
[It's a healthy relationship.]
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You've got a lot to thank your nose for, you know. [all this attention you get, Barty!! gosh!! it's certainly not your fashion sense I mean it might be the glorious way you tick but the n o s e the nose surely gets some credit
it's as much of a are you going to tell me more of that story? as he'll bother with.
quickly though, with all the attention span of a gnat, his eyes flick back down to that floorboard. he didn't miss that suspicion boyo.]
Probably not an equal exchange, but maybe worth a look.
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I stroke it in appreciation sometimes.
[He might have said more, but instead he just shrugs as Jim changes the subject and crouches down, that Bartemius Crouch, to pull at the floorboard and discover...
...socks. Neatly folded and colour coordinated no less.]
Ah. There they are.
[He gets up again, trying to gather the air of someone who hasn't just found his socks hidden under a floorboard.]
Let's stop looking before we find my underwear.
[Asgard's secrets no one wants to know Nr. 102: Barty Crouch jr goes commando.]
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p.s whoever your boyfriend is, I like him.]
Trouble in paradise?
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No, no. He's just underwhelmed by his enemies, so he does ...things when he gets bored. You shouldn't read into it. I don't.
[He decides to just leave the floorboard the way it is, because knowing the Master he'd be able to tell anyway, and walks over to the bed, sitting down next to Jim.]
What do you do against boredom?
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[a pause to shrug, languid and flamboyant, and gesture vaguely around the otherwise empty room.] Here I am.
[Jim's boredom is a fickle thing. before his stunt back on the rooftop an entire universe away, it had sat like a thin film over everything he did. when he didn't do, or did without difficulty, the lack of stimulation would create a vacuum into which that sticky film would creep, a PVC suit for the inside of his mind, filling in crevices and restricting, choking.
here, it's been different. here is fresh and new and that's been enough, to begin with. starting from scratch has been a marvel. but it's been months now, months, and freedom begins to cloy and clog and paint film afresh— it'll dry eventually, he imagines, and when it does he's back to the grind.
so here he is.]
Shall we talk child abuse?
[ might as well give our game a name, and since that's what it comes down to...!! ]