grimmig | ASGARD; ic contact

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ic contact

ASGARD; ic contact

"You've reached Jim. 'Fraid my hands are otherwise occupied. Leave a message."

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[He's found the card, he's seen a bunch of them, really, given he's not blind. And, well, one can't just ignore when an acquaintance opens up a business. Congratulations might be in order, however...]

Such a broad offer. Just when I started to feel special.

Now now. If you share yourself around, it's only fair I do the same.

I can't recall offering my services to everyone in Asgard...

You can't? The defamation of Severus Snape was awfully useful.

Don't be too disappointed. You'll get mates rates.

[love u barty]

Oh, please. What I did was stripping down a man no one wants to see naked, what you're doing is servicing the neighborhood.

It's alright, I'll watch.

And what we're both doing at the root of it all is pleasuring ourselves.

Naughty.

Is it good for you too, darling?

Mmmm~ Mutual's so much more fun than solo.

Then perhaps we should consider working on a climax together.

I don't usually play well with others. Tend to dominate. But you, you're good. We might be able to work something out.

You already think I'm good? Here I was just getting started.

I don't submit to anyone here. But there are other ways to find satisfaction.

I pride myself on noticing potential. Any man who knows to slick his hand and pay attention's one better than the mouthbreathers I get back home.

Perhaps we'll learn some tricks from each other.